Fuck The Rich - Part 2

Kim Kardashian reportedly spent $10 million dollars on her wedding to Kris Humphries (whoever the fuck he is). This is obscene. No, it's beyond obscene. Obscene is spending one million dollars on a wedding. Grossly obscene is spending $2 million. $10 million is basically the rich pissing on everyone else by showing how much fucking money they have - so much that they can blow it on a one-day event catering to other rich assholes, celebrating a marriage that has a 50% chance of failing. You don't spend $10,000,000 on a marriage unless said marriage will create peace between two mortal enemies and said peace will prevent war that would have killed thousands. A $10 million wedding is like taking a dump on someone else's plate then eating a gourmet meal in front of them. "Oh, you don't like your dinner? That's too bad. Look at mine. YUM!!!"

Fuck you Kim Kardashian. You could have spent $100,000 on a very nice wedding and had $9,900,000 left over. You could have given a little bit of that to a food bank, a homeless shelter, an animal shelter, established a scholarship fund, contributed to cancer research. You could have given to all of them, made a positive contribution to society and STILL had a nice fucking wedding. Jesus. For $10,000,000 you could have run for president - or bought a president.

The fact that she was willing to spend $10,000,000 (even if it was someone else's money) on one of the most bullshit things on planet Earth is evidence that Kim Kardashian is one of the dumbest objects in the universe.

But wait! Don't burn that "Kim + Kris 4 Ever" t-shirt just yet. Kim has filed for divorce from Kris Whogivesashit. After 72 days. 72 DAYS. Jesus Christ on a cracker! Even if the guy is the biggest asshole on the planet, after spending ten million fucking dollars on your wedding, you put up with the son of a bitch for more than 72 days before throwing in the towel. You go to therapy. You take separate vacations. You pay some shithead $50,000 to whack your husband and make it look like an accident. Do you don't fucking file for divorce 72 days after spending $10 million to marry him. You just spent $138,888.88 PER DAY to be married to him. Fuck almighty.

And if he was THAT big of an asshole, surely Kim had at least a little hint of that before she got married. If not, this guy just bamboozled her big time and he should probably get some kind of acting award or something. If he did give Kim a hint that he might be a colossal asshole, then this is yet further evidence that she is the one of the dumbest objects in the universe. You don't spend $10,000,000 to marry an asshole. There are plenty of them to be had for cheap. I know - I'm one of them.