Fuck the Rich

I'm not sure what the technical definition of "rich" is. Of course, by any measure it is somewhat arbitrary. I am not "rich" in America, but in just about any third world nation I would be. So for now I am satisfied to allow "rich" to be whatever it means within whatever frame of reference you want to view it in. Got it? Okay, let's move on.

Fuck the rich. Seriously. Fuck them. Well, not literally. You might catch some kind of weird disease only rich people have and only rich people can afford the cure for. You, being not-rich would surely die from this dreaded disease, so if you are going to literally fuck the rich make sure to wear protection.

What I mean is to Hell with them. They can go fuck themselves. And by "fuck" I mean fall down a 50 foot hole filled 10 feet deep with ear wax, raw liver and venomous snakes. And throw in some Britney Spears CDs just for good measure.

Rich people, by virtue of having control over the majority of the money provide the rest of us with jobs, loans with which to buy houses and cars, and so on. Without the rich people we wouldn't be slaves to our mortgages and car loans. Without rich people we would not have thankless, un-fulfilling jobs at which to toil endlessly and consequently we would not have paychecks to pay back our home, car and credit card loans. Basically, Capitalism is a form of voluntary slavery. It pays better than non-voluntary slavery, but the pisser is that the rich have fooled us in to believing that we are free. At the same time, our everyday lives are designed to make the rich even richer off of our labor while we get poorer.

In future articles I will go into more detail about how the rich are fucking you and offer ways in which you can fuck them back.